Halo Tiktok ruined my life
Halo Infinite
2023年07月15日 17:10
The Boys Unknown2023/07/08(土) 08:20
Tryna get second channel to 1k subs https://youtube.com/@TBUAfterDark
0815_Timo2023/07/10(月) 05:12
Blitz mint just revealed that 15.000 people still playing halo at the same time... Which is pretty impressive. However, the game doesn't feel like so many players are playing it.
343 would like to have the tiktok kids, but actually they give a f about this game and 343 shits on their real community which would propably spend a lot of money if the game was an good
343 would like to have the tiktok kids, but actually they give a f about this game and 343 shits on their real community which would propably spend a lot of money if the game was an good
BFG - Based Fricking Gamer2023/07/13(木) 03:13
Oh god no lol
bruh god2023/07/11(火) 08:50
oh fuck sake now the room temp iq idiots that are in between the age of DNA and a fetus are going to poison halo
Young Man2023/07/10(月) 03:10
COD seems to be doing well these days...
Banooner2023/07/10(月) 05:13
Is the Nickmercs situation hindering CoD? I don't follow or play it.
Young Man2023/07/10(月) 06:26
@Banooner Nickmercs? What the hell is even that.
Banooner2023/07/10(月) 06:57
@Young Man I didn't know who that was until recently. Basically, some lgbt and ally activists were fighting with some people who opposed a schoolboard recognizing June as pri-demon-th. And then FaZe Nickmercs tweeted. "They should leave little children alone. That’s the real issue." And if anyone has a problem with that simple statement of just leave kids alone, then that's messed up in my mind. Anyways, CoD removed his operator bundle or whatever it was because of his tweet.
Young Man2023/07/10(月) 07:08
@Banooner Woa no kidding! Well I bet 343 would do the same with anything like that.
Banooner2023/07/10(月) 07:14
@Young Man Probably. They are part of the "tolerant left" after all.
Max Arias2023/07/10(月) 09:32
Your videos are so negative
DGC Pictures Entertainment2023/07/10(月) 01:08
The people developing Halo, Ladies and Gentleman. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Marc Molina2023/07/09(日) 11:04
You guys make the most hilarious halo content xD thank you
Scott2023/07/09(日) 07:45
Lmaoo
Ghost of Nykr2023/07/09(日) 06:51
Nahhhhh😢
サイコロ2023/07/09(日) 05:02
How does it always get worse
tt tt2023/07/09(日) 04:56
Oh god no way 343 did halo tiktok 😂😂
ItsDw2322023/07/09(日) 04:27
Exactly the kind of effort I’d expect woke workers and feminists to produce.
Anthony Pasten2023/07/09(日) 03:34
Why haven’t you guys played cursed halo yet ?
Adam L2023/07/09(日) 02:25
They finally saved the game with this one
Red Lithium2023/07/09(日) 02:10
pretty funny to see sony spends 200-220m on a game and its a banger no problems no crashing but when microsoft spends double the amount they cant even get a working halo game. #FIRE343 and fire phil spencer hes not a leader. we will let another studio work on halo only if they want too not because we want them too wtf kind of boss says that a WOKE WEAK BOSS thats who!
Akira2023/07/09(日) 12:48
Hey boys just don't forget, it's not a dead game as long as there's more players than devs, that means they have to get down to a player count of 3 in order to be considered dead!
Schizophrenic2023/07/09(日) 12:44
Do more. Do a stream with nothing but tiktok do nothing but halo tiktok. Watch. It. All.
꧁ The Hatman ꧂2023/07/09(日) 10:54
Y'all seriously hands down are the best Halo YouTubers. Gobbless ❤️
Josh Amidon2023/07/09(日) 10:48
Ugh, get off that crap.
Nanmwahrki2023/07/09(日) 10:09
This is hard to watch. Jimmy Rings dies of cringe
Ricky2023/07/09(日) 08:58
Bro that really was a cool transition
TheFly2122023/07/09(日) 08:01
I've been saying it for years, 343 and HALO are a money laundering scheme. HALO Infinite is the most expensive game of all time. Allegedly it cost 400 million dollars to make HALO Infinite.
I ask a legit question:
Where did all that money go???? Cause it sure as hell didn't go into the game. That's for fucking sure.
I ask a legit question:
Where did all that money go???? Cause it sure as hell didn't go into the game. That's for fucking sure.
GGolddenn2023/07/09(日) 03:30
I Love Lax2023/07/09(日) 02:51
Lmao they putting more work in the tic Tok than the game itself.. where tf is KOTH btb fiesta
Chads Lifestyle 2023/07/09(日) 01:59
"i hate TikTok it's terrible" me: you know you like it just admit it lol
WretchedHobbit2023/07/09(日) 01:34
My favorite video
Pepe Silvia Pennypacker2023/07/09(日) 01:19
The current state of Halo is already an embarrassment,
Tik Tok doesnt help with that.
Tik Tok doesnt help with that.
logan_jp32023/07/09(日) 12:11
Halo Community: At an all time low, the franchise in ruins, and a still unfinished game.
343: ☝️🤓 tries to talk about lore
343: ☝️🤓 tries to talk about lore
Based Sneedclave2023/07/10(月) 02:38
Right after removing any sort of future story telling from the seasons.
Spartan 225 Gaming2023/07/09(日) 12:05
Halo is just starting to heal so 343 decide to give another kick in the balls with these tik toks to Finnish off its reputation
꧁ The Hatman ꧂2023/07/09(日) 11:00
It's starting to heal?
Spartan 225 Gaming2023/07/09(日) 12:13
@꧁ The Hatman ꧂ infection new and career tank and new maps
isee Owls2023/07/08(土) 11:20
Seriously all he does is grin like a dog that just ate cat shat
Deerblood172023/07/08(土) 11:19
They were advertising the Halo show but they're having a hard time even just putting in eod or that other helmet in the game and a lot of people are upset about it I'm a little bit upset too also I can't use the season 1 HCS coating even though I paid for the kit😂 I'm done with halo and cod hell let loose here I come.
Based Sneedclave2023/07/08(土) 11:15
These are so bad they can be blamed for the game having no players
Turtle30002023/07/08(土) 11:14
oh man... lmao this is where the work has gone!
MassiveChafe2023/07/08(土) 11:13
343 Halo: Cringe characters, evil cortana, sad chief, unfunny awkward boring dialog, mostly forgettable music, not a single character is cool or badass
Bungie: inspiring, badass chief, Johnson and arbiter, compelling story of the flood's return right at the brink of humanity's last days, unforgettable music, cortana was cool, Johnson was hilarious
Bungie: inspiring, badass chief, Johnson and arbiter, compelling story of the flood's return right at the brink of humanity's last days, unforgettable music, cortana was cool, Johnson was hilarious
Ryan’s Coffee Hour2023/07/08(土) 11:09
I think its fucking hilarious that you can look at honest community members posts or videos about new Halo content and it will attract more viewership than there is daily player count and the channels that ride 343s dick only get as many views as there are players.
I've seen honest channels do questionares about if people play Halo still and there will be 50-100k votes with only maybe 2,000 saying yes and the rest saying no, but then you can see the same type of post on a 343 dick rider with only like 2000 recorded answers and 1,600 of them will say yes, which is usually that days player count.
I've seen honest channels do questionares about if people play Halo still and there will be 50-100k votes with only maybe 2,000 saying yes and the rest saying no, but then you can see the same type of post on a 343 dick rider with only like 2000 recorded answers and 1,600 of them will say yes, which is usually that days player count.
PB2023/07/08(土) 11:08
I think the curse of Halo's mediocrity has reached its gross fucking fingers into my life and made my life worse
VV4ve2023/07/08(土) 11:07
The TikToks are actually so insanely unfuckingfunny that it's hilarious.
Alea iacta est2023/07/08(土) 11:00
We really should’ve had Tik Tok nationally banned 😭😭😭😭
k2023/07/08(土) 10:55
EVERYTHING HURTS
Angst972023/07/08(土) 10:43
Nah, The Weapon specifically said Master Chief smelled fine
Jay2023/07/08(土) 10:30
I don't need weapons that fire when I press the trigger or for them to cause any damage when they eventually do. No, instead I need to watch unyshek being a cringe worthy tool lurking on tiktok trying to steal kids dinner money.
꧁ The Hatman ꧂2023/07/09(日) 11:00
Haven't you heard? The lockdowns caused a gunpowder shortage at 343i, so sometimes you shoot blanks. It's not 343s fault!!!
Jay2023/07/09(日) 12:12
@꧁ The Hatman ꧂ silly me😂
Fox With a Gun2023/07/08(土) 10:27
I have the dr.squatch soap, And it smells exactly like a urinal cake.
Evan Murray2023/07/08(土) 10:25
The Halo i knew is truly dead😢
Doctor Deuce2023/07/08(土) 10:05
you guys missed the 'asmr' playlist at the top of the page... i cant imagine what those videos are lmfao
Gaming or What?TM2023/07/08(土) 10:05
Cringe
YoYoGangsta 62023/07/08(土) 10:01
what 343 did was make Halo cringe. The voice actors in the game sound like a nfl game and everything is so positive all the time like we forgot humanity almost became completely extinct and is facing another similar problem. Idc if its a new generation of spartans its like im at summer camp thats the vibe of the universe to me now
Sentinel Enforcer2023/07/09(日) 02:38
Not to mention 90% of 343’s lore turned the universe into a bad joke.
I’ll never forget my first reaction when I found out the flood outbreak started because ancient civilizations thought it was a good idea to use “precursor dust” as pet food.
(Seriously that’s official lore)
I’ll never forget my first reaction when I found out the flood outbreak started because ancient civilizations thought it was a good idea to use “precursor dust” as pet food.
(Seriously that’s official lore)
Borgron2023/07/09(日) 11:41
@Sentinel Enforcerwhat? I thought that was a joke/only a partial cause for the outbreak.
Sentinel Enforcer2023/07/09(日) 02:16
@Borgron Nope it’s legitimate. To summarize they found precursor-dust remnants on derelict ships, discovered that it made a popular pet “the pheru” more docile, and proceeded to distribute it to the species. Eventually they began to mutate, started infecting people and there it is we got flood now.
It’s all up on Halopedia if you want to take a gander.
It’s all up on Halopedia if you want to take a gander.
gtrblackhawk2023/07/09(日) 03:53
@Sentinel Enforcer 1000000% all of that. C3Sabertooths video on this explains it perfectly. 343i and Frankie destroyed everything that was actually Halo.
If the “new” 343i wants to course correct they wreckcon all the bull crap that has come out in the last decade
If the “new” 343i wants to course correct they wreckcon all the bull crap that has come out in the last decade
0815_Timo2023/07/10(月) 05:15
Yes, I definitely can recommend c3sabertooth video "we are forerunner" it's really good and sums up the wreck fest that halo became due to 343 pretty good
Manders0922023/07/08(土) 09:30
Fuck Tiktok and the culture it's created. Shit is turning people into zombies I swear.
Nacht2023/07/08(土) 09:28
At this point the boys are here to watch 343 bleed out and I'm all for it
Samet Bel2023/07/08(土) 09:27
i really feel sad for halo , halo was used to be our favorite game back in the day...
DowgFish2023/07/08(土) 09:24
I didn't even know this tiktok of Halo even exist. there so redundant lol
MozambiqueEnjoyer2023/07/08(土) 09:13
The people in these tik-toks just gave me second hand depression.
꧁ The Hatman ꧂2023/07/09(日) 11:01
They gave me first hand autism
Delta Se7en2023/07/08(土) 09:13
>Halo Infinite on fire lacking content and population
>343 employee's - DID YOU KNOW THAT MASTER CHIEF ITS NOT THE HALO GUY ACTUAL NAME?
>343 employee's - DID YOU KNOW THAT MASTER CHIEF ITS NOT THE HALO GUY ACTUAL NAME?
bruh god2023/07/11(火) 08:52
343 really thinks that most of whats left of halo doesnt know that master chief is actually called john even known it was mentioned several times
Dweller762023/07/08(土) 09:06
I have a question anyone else play halo infinities campaign and was like wow that was short asf
poczuj Zbyszka2023/07/08(土) 09:40
Halo 5 has a shit story but I had fun while playing campaign and when I played infinite I was disappointed
Dweller762023/07/08(土) 09:58
@poczuj Zbyszka and halo 5s multiplayer and custom games was fun asf infinites is boring
PhazonRex2023/07/08(土) 10:19
I couldn’t even finish it
Borgron2023/07/09(日) 11:48
Short and boring. Definitely the worst in the series so far.
d7652023/07/08(土) 09:04
Dear god MAKE IT STOPPPPP
Rob Mills2023/07/08(土) 09:04
343 showed their true colors when they posted/made content for pride/mental illness month but not a single story or post for 4th of July.
Æther2023/07/09(日) 03:54
This is why ID is king. They put out a big 4th of July event with free skins and everything for doom eternal a few years back
ItsDw2322023/07/09(日) 04:39
They had Juneteenth - which they actually insulted coloured people with.
your comrade pal2023/07/10(月) 01:00
@ItsDw232 "bonobo"
Banooner2023/07/10(月) 05:10
Nothing for Memorial Day or Father's Day either. 343 should feel shame.
ItsDw2322023/07/10(月) 05:13
@Banooner I’ll actually include all of this in a video about this shit studio.
Nagi Aoe2023/07/08(土) 09:00
Gaylo is finished
T-REX Harris2023/07/08(土) 08:57
Ultimate Halo's face was covered in that TikTok and I could STILL tell he's regretting his life choices.
DiscoPrince9062023/07/08(土) 08:46
The best i can describe the 343 tiktocks is to call them a MEME mill... trying to shit out stuff but its out of touch.
Just some Halo Fan2023/07/08(土) 08:46
Does anyone even care about 343 at this point?
343 Industries2023/07/08(土) 09:13
Why would you say that 😭😭
k2023/07/08(土) 10:57
At this point they're a lolcow to be followed for laughs. I follow the boys unknowns 343 updates religiously to see what fresh hell awaits me
Just some Halo Fan2023/07/09(日) 04:40
@k I do pretty much the same, while everyone else is prasing 343 for their mediocracy, I always wait for the Boys joke about it and expose it.
Spencer Figuracion2023/07/08(土) 08:45
I would’ve been fine with another precision rifle… if it was the carbine, needle rifle, hell I woulda been fine with an expansion on that brute rifle hinted at in halo 5
Josh Amidon2023/07/09(日) 10:50
I love the needle rifle. To bad that will never return.
ShishouDzukiZaManako2023/07/09(日) 09:42
i remember saying such things early in the games life.... was told we dont need redundant guns.
look how that turned out; redundant guns, redundant equipment, a Designated MARKSMAN Rifle with no scope... what a pile of shit, lord forbid we get stuff we ask for like grenade jumping, the fuel rod, the bruteshot if we could actually grenade jump, the movement functionality of the old hammer.
instead we get Iratus shrieking in Infection.... wooooow here i am wanting to mute the AI but instead of that option they force another one to play... and active camo zombies.
look how that turned out; redundant guns, redundant equipment, a Designated MARKSMAN Rifle with no scope... what a pile of shit, lord forbid we get stuff we ask for like grenade jumping, the fuel rod, the bruteshot if we could actually grenade jump, the movement functionality of the old hammer.
instead we get Iratus shrieking in Infection.... wooooow here i am wanting to mute the AI but instead of that option they force another one to play... and active camo zombies.
Spencer Figuracion2023/07/09(日) 10:15
@ShishouDzukiZaManako idk why people still trust what 343 says, or any studio for that matter.
TYGUY2023/07/08(土) 08:38
I dont do social media thanks for sharing...my god 😂😂
Burddog072023/07/08(土) 08:38
The Tik Toks have more viewers than players in the game.
CoLoRSkII2023/07/08(土) 08:35
i have to play halo infinite or 343 is gonna probe me again
KryoTronic2023/07/08(土) 08:33
These are embarrassing wtf
Däniel Verástegui2023/07/08(土) 08:32
3:45 wow, I have never felt so much cringe, is so sad man
ShishouDzukiZaManako2023/07/09(日) 09:44
he's curling into a ball because his spine was just removed... and the rest of his self respect.
Æther2023/07/08(土) 08:30
343 continuing the trend of being more out of touch than anyone could have ever guessed. These are the people developing Halo...
MozambiqueEnjoyer2023/07/08(土) 09:10
I didn't know being this out of touch was even possible.
꧁ The Hatman ꧂2023/07/09(日) 10:56
"Developing" 🤣
logan_jp32023/07/09(日) 04:54
@꧁ The Hatman ꧂ what they actually do is just sit around and wait for the right time to start Twitter drama. 343 are a joke.
꧁ The Hatman ꧂2023/07/10(月) 03:40
@logan_jp3 too busy trying to think of the next diversity nameplate and crying about "toxic" fandom to actually care about Halo
343 Industries2023/07/08(土) 08:30
HAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Xenomnipotent2023/07/08(土) 08:27
something about Unyshek's soulless, corpo, shit-eating grin brings me immense anger.
E.Henshall2023/07/08(土) 08:22
You see Mint Blitz's new video? Apparently infintes average players count since January has been 15k across both steam and Xbox .. that's embarrassingly bad 🫠 thought it would be like 40-50k 😅
Xenomnipotent2023/07/08(土) 08:28
r/shithalosays is in shambles
Julian Farnam2023/07/08(土) 08:34
did infinite come out this January or last january? Game's improved so little I genuinly cant tell.
k2023/07/08(土) 10:56
It's Joever🥺
ZywyPL2023/07/09(日) 09:16
That paid wallhacking shill who tries hard every single day to convince everyone how awesome the game is and how 343 is listening to the community? LMFAO
Janks2023/07/08(土) 08:16
We didn’t now how good we had it when halo 5 was released
Julian Farnam2023/07/08(土) 08:31
We thought we hit rock bottom, little did we know 343 found a fracking drill
PackHunter1172023/07/08(土) 08:34
It’s sad because I remember back in 2019 YouTubers like Sean W saying that the Halo Franchise could be starting a new golden age and everyone was hyped for MCC coming to PC and getting a lot of love and then Infinite looked terrible and then we were all happy it got delayed a year only for me and my best friends to be confused and disappointed when we played the multiplayer “Beta”. And one saying he was atleast looking forward to Campaign. And since then they’ve never played the game since.
Commander Wyro2023/07/08(土) 09:43
man its crazy. their roadmap had forge a month off, btb after that and infection 3 months from launch. we thought that was bad lol. those 3 months took so long. halo infinite took 18 months 😭
Nameless Stranger2023/07/08(土) 08:16
Does anyone even honestly care about the paper thin "characters" of Infinite's story? Obviously not 343i, they just cut all the cutscenes.
Evan Murray2023/07/08(土) 10:28
Ubernick does, he literally cried on camera over a random Spartans death😂
Nameless Stranger2023/07/08(土) 10:50
@Evan Murray Damn straight but Nick was only acting to give a shit about Spartan Griffin's death. I go into UberNick's stream all the time and say "Remember Spartan Griffin". Nick will explain he was "sad for the Chief" in that scene (because Chief is such an emotionally vulnerable person according to 343i.)
Evan Murray2023/07/08(土) 11:14
@Nameless Stranger classic ubershill🤡
Just some Halo Fan2023/07/09(日) 04:05
@Nameless Stranger Yes, I am aware of Thel's arc in halo 2 and I wish we got more of it. There are so many missed opportunities for character focused spinoff games, that could expand these characters. I still think characters like Locke and Palmer could have been fan favorite characters if they actually got proper writing/character development.
Nameless Stranger2023/07/09(日) 04:33
@Just some Halo Fan Agreed. Palmer & Locke are victims of 343i's incompetence and they did have potential. More so with Locke, as he is portrayed as an antagonist to Chief in a similar way as the early Arbiter was.
Dr McBoofus2023/07/08(土) 08:15
343 earned their shitty reputation.
TrueRandomGamer2023/07/08(土) 08:14
He's not a hostage lol. Guy already lied about unlocks in Infinite with slimy language.
Halo Light2023/07/08(土) 08:13
Holy shit 30 seconds im pretty early
Chonky Chief2023/07/08(土) 08:13
😂
